Operating Room Joker Gifts

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'Say, please.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

"Got it!"

Nurse cautioning a patient

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

'Lunch!'

"So far, decliners outnumber advancers nine to seven."

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

'I'm going to administer the anaesthetic.' - 'Okay.' - 'You might feel a little prick in your hand...' - '...as the bishop said to the-' - 'Men are less irritating under anaesthetic.' - 'Zzz...'