Operating Room Joker Prints

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'Say, please.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

Nurse cautioning a patient

"Got it!"

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

'Lunch!'

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

"So far, decliners outnumber advancers nine to seven."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'