Online Hunter-gatherer Gifts

'He does all his hunting and gathering on the computer.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"We've lost the remote."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

Social Networks

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

We have your internet connection.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Trump in Washington

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

Net Bubbie