Online Hunter-gatherer Prints

'He does all his hunting and gathering on the computer.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"We've lost the remote."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Social Networks

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

Net Bubbie