Hunter-gatherer Fan Prints

Caveman draws a picture exaggerating his hunting prowess.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

Football Drinks

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

Caveman tattoos

'I said 'open sesame' about forty times, and then I just said 'organic cauliflower'.'

It's not as sexy as hunting or gathering, but I'm the guy who makes sense of it all.

"I'd really like to retire and spend more time gathering."

'He does all his hunting and gathering on the computer.'

Oh no! If Garg saw me gathering, I'll be the laughing stock of the cave!

'Keeping track of our hunting performance in this way will help us raise standards and increase efficiency!'

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

'Showoff!'