Omelette Operator Gifts

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Police film evidence

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Nanki Poo

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Printers

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Egg!

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

The bad egg.

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd