Omelette Aficionado Gifts

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Nanki Poo

Mediterranean Martini

Egg!

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

The bad egg.

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

The Trumps

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Olives

The Tin Ombudsman.

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

Don Alahambra

Emperor and cat.

Internet Dude

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

"This second citation is for failing to bribe a police officer with donuts."

"Release the flying monkeys! I can't afford them anymore."