Omelet Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

'One fried chicken -one cheese omelet.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

The bad egg.

Egg!

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Ancient Weapons

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

Lady Anglea

Orpheus and his violin

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"Shredder broken again?"

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

Nanki Poo