Omelet Adventurer Gifts

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Shoot For The Moon

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Egg!

The bad egg.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Where Cream Ale comes from

Beer

Ass-less Chaps

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

Sure, making the brew is fun, but canning enough to last until next Halloween is a pain.

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'

"Omelettes again?!"

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

Clancy: Self-Made Man

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

'We're totally jet-lagged -- Take us to Tom Bodette.'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette