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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Shoot For The Moon

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

The bad egg.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Egg!

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Beer

Ass-less Chaps

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

"Omelettes again?!"

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

Clancy: Self-Made Man

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'

'We're totally jet-lagged -- Take us to Tom Bodette.'

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'