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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

The bad egg.

Egg!

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Crab conductor.

"Some days I have no idea what you're doing."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Hector Berlioz

"Omelettes again?!"

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

Conductor.

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'

Grand Opening

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette

The wedding planner took care of everything.

I love my clarinet

The Fiddler crab.

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

'One fried chicken -one cheese omelet.'

Man playing a book like a violin.

The 'difficult' second omelette.

Humpty omelette.