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"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

'One fried chicken -one cheese omelet.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Egg!

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

The bad egg.

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

Ancient Weapons

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Orpheus and his violin

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Lady Anglea

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"Shredder broken again?"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

Nanki Poo

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

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