Omelet Aficionado T-Shirts

Egg!

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

"Extreme miming"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Nanki Poo

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Mediterranean Martini

The bad egg.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

The Trumps

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

The Tin Ombudsman.

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

Don Alahambra

"He loves me!"

"It's a polo pony"

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking