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Egg!

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

"Extreme miming"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Nanki Poo

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

The bad egg.

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

The Trumps

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Olives

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

The Tin Ombudsman.

"He loves me!"

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

Don Alahambra

"It's a polo pony"