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The bad egg.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Building giant sand pies.

Squirrel on the beach

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Thanks again, kid!"

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

Egg!

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

Sharp, play, builder's washed

'You're supposed to draw something.'

"Some days I have no idea what you're doing."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

Cellist on Mars

"Omelettes again?!"

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

Electricians swapping the lights on two skyscrapers.

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

Volcano and plane