Omelette Artist Gifts

The bad egg.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Squirrel on the beach

Building giant sand pies.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Thanks again, kid!"

Egg!

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

Sharp, play, builder's washed

"Some days I have no idea what you're doing."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

Cellist on Mars

Volcano and plane

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

"Omelettes again?!"

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'