Omelette Maker Gifts

"Some days I have no idea what you're doing."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The bad egg.

Egg!

French suppers.

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

Pirate

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'

Let's make a cake...

Hunter's Hat Shop

"Omelettes again?!"

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

Madame Mantalini introduces Kate to Miss Knag

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

'Spread 'em.'

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'