Omelette Maker Gifts

"Some days I have no idea what you're doing."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Egg!

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

The bad egg.

French suppers.

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Pirate

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Let's make a cake...

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

"Omelettes again?!"

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

Hunter's Hat Shop

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

Madame Mantalini introduces Kate to Miss Knag

Making Pasta.

Cryogenic Cookery

'Spread 'em.'

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'