Omelette Enthusiast Gifts

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

The 'difficult' second omelette.

"Omelettes again?!"

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

Nanki Poo

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

The bad egg.

Egg!

Doughnut Criminals

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Champagne and Oysters

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'

Don Alahambra

Ace Doughnut Co.

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd