Omelette Lover Gifts

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

The USA...

"I'm not happy."

"You want your olive?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

The bad egg.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Egg!

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Oysters in June - delicious!

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

Repossessed Properties.

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

Pirate King

Private Willis

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

Mad Margaret

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

"The doctor said I should eat more fruit and veg - better add another olive..."

Mikado