Omelette Enthusiast Mugs

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

The 'difficult' second omelette.

"Omelettes again?!"

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

Nanki Poo

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Egg!

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

The bad egg.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

Doughnut Criminals

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

Champagne and Oysters

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'

Don Alahambra

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'

Ace Doughnut Co.

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd