Omelette Aficionado T-Shirts

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Nanki Poo

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Mediterranean Martini

Egg!

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

The bad egg.

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Olives

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

The Trumps

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

The Tin Ombudsman.

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

Don Alahambra

Internet Dude

Emperor and cat.

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Dorothy and the singles bar

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."