Omelet Artisan T-Shirts

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Egg!

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

The bad egg.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Some days I have no idea what you're doing."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Topiary Portraits

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

"Omelettes again?!"

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

'Omelette! Nothing but omelette! Day by day, week by week! Geez, I'm sick of omelette!'

Now at the Farmers' Market

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'

Glass Production

'One fried chicken -one cheese omelet.'

'They weren't close then?'