Omelette Operator Pillows

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Police film evidence

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Nanki Poo

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Printers

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

The bad egg.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Egg!

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'