Older Husband Gifts

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'You do want me to recover from this heart attack, don't you, Cynthia?'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Speed Dating.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

How witness protection really works...

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Come die with me.'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

Armchair Dancing

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'