Older Husband Prints

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'You do want me to recover from this heart attack, don't you, Cynthia?'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Speed Dating.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

How witness protection really works...

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Come die with me.'

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"'Golden' years, my a**...."