Elder Couple Prints

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

'Come die with me.'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"You got this, Nana."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"