Office Maintenance Gifts

'The door to my office is always open so please have it fixed.'

"Decaf's out of toner."

'About the underfloor heating.'

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Out and In.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Overworked in the office

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Man using to much bug spray

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Organization is not rocket science!

Yardless: Please help

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Meat Grinder

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Parade of Businessmen

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Belief and Trust.

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile