Office Maintenance Gifts

'The door to my office is always open so please have it fixed.'

"Decaf's out of toner."

'About the underfloor heating.'

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Out and In.

Overworked in the office

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Yardless: Please help

Man using to much bug spray

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Organization is not rocket science!

Meat Grinder

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Parade of Businessmen

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."