Office Management Gifts

'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'

Here are the latest strategic proposals on 'managing the paperless office'.

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"Actually we were hoping you'd encourage a more conciliatory approach to conflict management."

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"I hope this makes it clearer?"

Goldilock tried the third chair and it was juuust right.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

'We've got to digitalise our records...unfortunately Colin has most of them written on his arm.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Trapped in his office by clutter.

'The buck gets lost here'.

'Our new Finance Director, Ebenezer, tells me he can start immediately on identifying areas where we can make cuts.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Yes, I'm the head of planning and organization. Why do you ask?'

"You're late."

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

Sign reads: Not out of order.

'Son, doctors take the Hippocratic oath and doctor office managers scream that one.'

Files.

'Your door may be always open, but your mind is always closed.'

"Was 'delegation' the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

"I'm glad the paperless offiec has arrived!" "Think again!"

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

'This illustrates the first point I'd like to make - we need a projector.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

De-cluttering the office: Negotiations begin.

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

'I'm just the CEO. He has the key to the supply closet.'