Desk Management Gifts

GRIN and BEAR IT desk nameplates.

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Out and In.

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Organization is not rocket science!

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

Human Recources Management

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Finger on the Z Key

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Management Reshuffle

Blowing dust off an order book.