Office Management Prints

'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'

Here are the latest strategic proposals on 'managing the paperless office'.

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"Actually we were hoping you'd encourage a more conciliatory approach to conflict management."

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"I hope this makes it clearer?"

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Goldilock tried the third chair and it was juuust right.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'We've got to digitalise our records...unfortunately Colin has most of them written on his arm.'

'The buck gets lost here'.

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Trapped in his office by clutter.

'Our new Finance Director, Ebenezer, tells me he can start immediately on identifying areas where we can make cuts.'

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Yes, I'm the head of planning and organization. Why do you ask?'

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

"You're late."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

De-cluttering the office: Negotiations begin.

Sign reads: Not out of order.

"Was 'delegation' the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

'Son, doctors take the Hippocratic oath and doctor office managers scream that one.'

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

'This illustrates the first point I'd like to make - we need a projector.'

Files.

"I'm glad the paperless offiec has arrived!" "Think again!"

'Your door may be always open, but your mind is always closed.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

We're cutting back. I'm going to have to let you go, Dad.

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