Office Cleaner Gifts

"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."

"Training has to be a priority...I want you to devise a full implementation programme,as soon as you've finished the cleaning..."

'You must be our new Office Impurity Relocation Operative.'

'You're the new cleaner, aren't you?.'

'I'd like to see them send out jobs to India.'

'I called you in to clean this up-it's Shovel Ready!'

Elbow grease.

Office Cleaner.

United FC - Miss Bradshaw, you've been transferred to Brummagem Rovers for two typists and an office cleaner.

'It's my 'employee of the month' award-a bigger bucket!!'

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"My email is down... talk to me."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."