Nursery Manager Gifts

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Lydia is in charge of our church nursery."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Rocking Horse

Do you have anything bigger?

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Thanks

Early Learning Today

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Batman's Baby

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Do you smell something?"

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Children's Nursery

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Rocking Horse

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Garden Leave Centre