Nursery Management Gifts

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Batman's Baby

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Thanks

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Toys

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Rocking Horse

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Children's Nursery

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Garden Leave Centre

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Gardener

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Batman's first Bat Mobile

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Nice bling!'

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.