Nursery Planner Gifts

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

A Preschool of Fish

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Rocking Horse

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Frog Baby Names

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

'Nice bling!'

Fashion Nursery School

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Baby Bat Mobile

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Fox Hunting

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"So, the inevitable sequel."