Nursery School Staff Gifts

"He's attained a Level 5 in potty work, but failed to spell 'diarrhoea' correctly."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Thanks

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Early Learning Today

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Do you smell something?"

Rocking Horse

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .