Nursery School Teacher Gifts

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"Is three blind mice one with or three?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Humpty Dumpty egg laid by a chicken.

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'He spelled a naughty word with the alphabet blocks.'

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Early Piety

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."