Preschool Teacher Gifts

"Hello, is this Miss Davis, the nursery-school teacher? This is an obscene phone call, Miss Davis. Ca-ca, poo-poo, tushy, boom-boom..."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I wonder if I should ask him to play."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

(Preschool for Dummies)

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

"Please turn now to 'Judy's mirror' in your copy of 'Pat the Bunny.' "

'Michael, use your words. What do you say when someone takes your truck?'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

"Abandon all transitional objects here."

This will never work. I'm a night person.'

'You only call on people who don't know the answer.'

Spartan Solutions - "We're working on our child care facility."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Little Old Lady Day Care

A Preschool of Fish

"Just browsing."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Sleepy Bunny

"And mid-morning we have a lovely break for milk and gingerbread cookies."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'