Nursery Teacher Gifts

'Is it near a school?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Do you smell something?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Humpty Dumpty falls, medics bring egg carton.

Rocking Horse

Babies

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Early Learning Today

STRIP *Community Care * Change

Fashion Nursery School

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

Early Gurning Centre

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"My pronouns are I, me, and mine."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

A Preschool of Fish