Nursery Worker Gifts

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'

Smell by date.

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

Cover story: Plant World.

'I don't care whether you think it's an affront to your 'Human Rights', I still want you to go to the naughty corner!'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Her? She works in our employees' day care nursery.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Don't be silly, I'm watching him for a friend.'

Quality Time

"Day care worker's delight: Velcro diapers"

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Garden Leave Centre

Gardener

Thanks

No, the plant food is not plant-based.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

Good for you, Twig! � Working hard for your dad! Hi, Ms. Snaps. What's Lizzie doing? After lacrosse camp, she's doing an archeological dig in Peru, then trekking in the Andes. Wow. Tree's Tree Nursery. Oh, it's fin and great for college apps, but you are in the real world. Bye. Bye. The real world is, like, totally overrated.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Dad's got composters on sale at the nursery. SO? So the "Vertical E-Z Spinning Genie" is only $142. I've got a better one already. Where? It's my "put it in a like and let it rot horizontal wonder." And

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Our job would be a lot easier if there were childless couples in this church."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

You're such a pioneer, Twig! Yeah. What a radical! Maybe someday we can follow in your footsteps! Umm