Nursery Worker Mugs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'

Smell by date.

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

Cover story: Plant World.

'I don't care whether you think it's an affront to your 'Human Rights', I still want you to go to the naughty corner!'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Her? She works in our employees' day care nursery.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Don't be silly, I'm watching him for a friend.'

Quality Time

"Day care worker's delight: Velcro diapers"

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Garden Leave Centre

Gardener

Thanks

"Our job would be a lot easier if there were childless couples in this church."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"The first one to fall asleep gets today's competitive-edge award."