Nursery Maid Mugs

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Rocking Horse

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"