Nurseryman Gifts

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Thanks

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

Early Learning Today

"Do you smell something?"

Children's Nursery

Rocking Horse

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Garden Leave Centre

Gardener

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'