Nursery Staff Gifts

Head Start Nursery.

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

Happidays Nursery.

Police checks at a modern nursery school.

Early Learning Centre

Children's Nursery

"My special power is supervision."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Do you have anything bigger?

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Early Learning Today

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Thanks

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Do you smell something?"

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?