Nursery Owner Gifts

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Do you have anything bigger?

Look at these silly doorbuster promos for flat-screens and webcams. So? Tree's Trees. I'm not battling Black Friday traffic for a few bucks off junk I don't want. I hope someone does. I'm offering half off poinsettias for the first 25 customers. Tree's Tree Nursery. They're my gatebusters. Junk plants no one really wants.

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

Flower Show Information. What brings my favorite and only son-in-law here? I'm keeping my nursery up to date on best horticultural practices

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

A Preschool of Fish

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Thanks

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Batman's Baby

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Children's Nursery

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Garden Leave Centre

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Gardener