Nursery Owner Mugs

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Do you have anything bigger?

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

A Preschool of Fish

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Thanks

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Children's Nursery

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Gardener

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Garden Leave Centre

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.