Nurturing Manager Gifts

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Mother's Love

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Romulus and Remus

Moms gone wild

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Breastfeeding

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"Support the head!"

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Narrative play is dead."

"Waitress's Day Off""

"I need a hug."

"You haven’t earned this."

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

Babies clocking on to collect Milk.

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

"Ms. Benton, please phone my wife and schedule a meeting with her for 3:00! I need a hug!"

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."

Smotherhood

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'