Nurturing Manager Mugs

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'So this is goodbye then!'

Mother's Love

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Moms gone wild

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Romulus and Remus

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

Breastfeeding

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Support the head!"

"Narrative play is dead."

"I need a hug."

"Waitress's Day Off""

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

"You haven’t earned this."

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

Babies clocking on to collect Milk.

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

"Ms. Benton, please phone my wife and schedule a meeting with her for 3:00! I need a hug!"

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

Smotherhood

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."