Noise Management Wiz Gifts

Noisy Budgie

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Noisy energy?

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Cat and Broom

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Turn that noise down !

Things You Should Know About...

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Nature Magnified

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"Stop the barking .50"

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

"Shh, too much racket."

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

The neighbour of the beast

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

Sneeze Police

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.