Noise Management Wiz Pillows

Noisy Budgie

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Noisy energy?

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cat and Broom

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Turn that noise down !

Things You Should Know About...

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Nature Magnified

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"Shh, too much racket."

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

The neighbour of the beast

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

Sneeze Police

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

"Stop the barking .50"