Pet Noise Manager Gifts

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Cat and Broom

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Broken artefact in the museum

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

Sneeze Police

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

The neighbour of the beast

"Shh, too much racket."

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

Noisy Budgie

Happy Fourth of July!

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!'

Dog meowing: 'See what I mean, doc?'

'It was moo-moo here, moo-moo there, oink-oink here, oink-oink there, ect, ect, plus all the loud E-I-E-I-oing, and here I am...'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

"One way to prevent chatter is to alter your speed. Those RPMs are far too high for that size job." "Earplugs, another good way to stop the chatter."

'I can't stop the toilet from running. If I did, we'd be able to hear the dripping faucet.'

Dog orders cat to bring slippers for master.

Quiet for the shot.

The living bath.

Shopper uses mushrooms as earmuffs around cell phone talker.