Noise Management Enthusiast Gifts

"One way to prevent chatter is to alter your speed. Those RPMs are far too high for that size job." "Earplugs, another good way to stop the chatter."

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

At the rock concert...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Cat and Broom

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Playing dustbins

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Communication

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'